My worst nightmare happened.
Graham was being naughty in sacrament.
I leaned over and stood up to take him out.
That is when I realized my skirt was off.
All the way below my but to be exact.
And of course there were two single men sitting directly behind me,
along with 200 other peeps.(Better than the missionaries I suppose)
G was screaming, so I just grabbed what I could, yanked it up, and got the Hell out of there!
I thought I would start sweating and turn red.
But instead I was calm and just thought, "oh well I just won't ever come back. I am leaving right now and will never be back."
Then I went to the mother's lounge and ignored Graham while he cried flinging his body around the floor for an hour.
I was busy thinking of ways I could disappear.
So to all those who saw my cellulite and crack through my see-through slip,
Please forget it. I would really appreciate it.
-me
I asked D what happened when I left. He said him and the 2 guys laughed for like 5 minutes.
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Oh no!
I liked how you ignored him in the mother's room while he pitched a fit, I can totally relate to that and sorta to the skirt story...
Once while in the foyer holding a little one on my hip who somehow kicked and kicked causing static cling between my undergarments and skirt so my skirt was static stuck up so high my whole legs/bum were showing before a lady came up and pulled down my skirt.
I'm definitely grateful for modest underclothing!
oh no! I'm so sorry!!!! That is so embarassing...using that word in your case is quite funny...(bare-assing)hehe. Sorry.
Did I ever tell you my most embarassing story? When I slipped and fell while chearleading at a basketball tournament in front of 4 schools and while on the floor I was laughing so hard I peed everywhere? yeah. life throws you some doozies.
HAHAHAH! I'm SO sorry! I think of that EVERY time I get up too! At least you were entertaining :)
o my heck its like one of those dreams that everyone has!! LOL im so sorry darling
michelle i am laughing so hard right now! i have done that before too! so embarrassing! haha i am going to call you soon so we can laugh about it together! love you!
That is so funny!! I totally would have died! I can't stop laughing... :)haha
for one that is so funny..but for 2 you almost gave me a heart attack. Seriously. I see my worst nightmare... Gram...and just thought grandma joyce for a second. Tears already in my eyes. Seriously. So Im sorry but Im glad thats all that happened to you and not something with grandma :)
Oh no!!! I know this was horrifying for you, but thanks for sharing with the rest of us. Very funny.
LOL! You are such a funny writer. And seriously - with all the stuff we have under our skirts - there's really no chance anyone is goign to see anything too embarassing. Way to laugh it off.
awesome. that actually happened to me not too long ago....i stepped on my skirt as i was walking out. gave everyone a nice little peep show. nice. even more fun when draven thinks its fun to pull my shirt down when im not paying attention and everyone gets a bra shot. youre not alone sista! good thing youre a hott mom! :)
I'm dying! I love you Michelle... Wish I could have been there.
That is a great story.
Oh man I wish I had been there. I would have laughed so hard I probably would have peed my dress/skirt and would have had to join you in the mothers lounge. Love ya!!
Seriously... bahahahah! I totally had that same thing happen to except I sit on the back row of the benches so no one really noticed plus It was a white skirt, so it wasn't as noticeable! Fewww!
I needed that. Laughed my hiney off. Seriously...how embarassing. Only you! Too funny.
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