I want to die....

My worst nightmare happened.

Graham was being naughty in sacrament.

I leaned over and stood up to take him out.

That is when I realized my skirt was off.

All the way below my but to be exact.

And of course there were two single men sitting directly behind me,

along with 200 other peeps.(Better than the missionaries I suppose)

G was screaming, so I just grabbed what I could, yanked it up, and got the Hell out of there!

I thought I would start sweating and turn red.

But instead I was calm and just thought, "oh well I just won't ever come back. I am leaving right now and will never be back."

Then I went to the mother's lounge and ignored Graham while he cried flinging his body around the floor for an hour.

I was busy thinking of ways I could disappear.

So to all those who saw my cellulite and crack through my see-through slip,
Please forget it. I would really appreciate it.
-me

I asked D what happened when I left. He said him and the 2 guys laughed for like 5 minutes.

Pleeeeaaase....

It is 1:15am.
And I am awake
My kidneys hurt,
so i can't sleep.
What better to do than blog stalk?
Please stop hurting little 2mm stone.
It is not too much to ask.

In Love

My little sister Ashlee had her second beautiful baby.
I am in love.
Beckett Rico Jensen
and I were meant to be Auntie and Nephew.
She is my little sister,
but I look up to her in so many ways.
One of those being what a wonderful mother she is.
Those lucky kids.
Just look at him...
couldn't you just eat him up?

Random Happenings...

My Beautiful Grandma Barbara had a birthday and it was so fun to celebrate it with her. M and G made the cutest card for her.
I love being with all my cousins and get caught up.
(bragging time)
My grandparents are amazing.
They have always served diligently in the gospel as temple workers, mission presidents,
stake president, and now a patriarch.
My grandma was salutatorian in college.
They are so kind and loving.
I am so lucky they raised my dad
and are my grandparents.

I love M's face while he is break'in it down with his funky moves.
And also Uncle Rico's face behind Grandma...ha ha.

oh my little Grahamers.

i can't get enough of this kid.

he is turning out to be quite the comedian.

his face and body are changing.

makes me sad, makes me smile.

it is so hard to get pictures of him.

he can't sit still for a second.

i am so lucky to have so many wonderful friends in my life.

some I hardly ever see, or even talk to.

but they are still dear friends.

steph, amber, and I took our kiddos to lunch and caught up.

and if you were wondering what my kids were playing with...

it's their "machine".

that is what M wanted for x-mas, so we made one..

the elves that is.

i highly recommend making "junk" like this.

they think it is amazing and all it cost was 2.99 for spray paint.

the diaper boxes, oatmeal can, calculator, and x-mas lights, bowls can be found in the garage.

Easter

We had a wonderful Easter.
The fam came to eat, egg hunt, Easter lesson, color eggs,
and watch conference. It was so fun.
But the most important thing is the Savior.
I am so grateful for my Savior Jesus Christ.
The gift of the atonement is the greatest in my life.
In all of our lives.
I am so grateful to feel His spirit, guidance, and love throughout everyday.
I know that everything that I have been blessed with is because of Him.
I am trying to be more like Him.

M decided that since we tried to catch the leprachan on St. Patricks Day that we should try to catch the Easter Bunny. He made this trap all by himself and tested in several times to see if it would work. He quickly realized that the basket was too small. He wanted to go outside and chop wood, get tools from the garage and build a bigger one.

I some how distracted him and got him to settle for this one.

I told him if he worked reeeally hard dying his eggs and make them look awesome then the Easter Bunny would leave him candy.

Notice the lettuce trail. The note we left for him does not make sense, because it is in M's words.

He ran in my room in the morning..."Did we catch him??!!!"

There was a little disappointment, but something about magic..shrinking...next year...it all worked out.

Graham also found the "Golden Egg" that has a whole dollar bill inside. All the kiddos were excited for him.